spongebob the paper episode

(SpongeBob is rolling the piece of paper on the top of his head. SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? Don’t worry, Squidward, I won’t let you down. (puts the paper in his mouth and sticks his tongue out with a bird shape for the paper). SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. A music sheet appears as he plays. The second ever SpongeBob episode is a brief two minutes and 50 seconds long, and probably forgettable for most casual viewers. Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. Paper for lint, hmmm... Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. [chuckles] I'm going to make you an offer. More The Paper (S01E33) is the thirty-third episode of season one of "SpongeBob SquarePants" released on Mon Feb 14, 2000. [walks off] Maybe I should get going. When he notices this, he tears up his painting] I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! Okay, okay, I'll trade! It's called "Breath of Fresh Squidward" and it's a full 180-turn for the character. Later, Squidward is painting) Painting fruit, there’s nothing more fun than painting fruit. [SpongeBob is laughing outside. D&D Beyond [walks back to get more] (SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll) Paper doll, yay! I said let go of it! A-ha! Squidward tries to play his clarinet but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter so he peeks out the window) What in the world are you giggling about? SpongeBob: Squidward! Over 475 TV Time users rated it a 17.32/10 with their favorite characters being Tom Kenny as Spongebob Squarepants, Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles and Bill Fagerbakke as … Previous (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I’m a pirate. Toro, toro! A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. I’ve got the paper, and you’ve got my useless garbage. You're a sucker, sucker! [Later, Squidward is bringing a TV over to SpongeBob's side in a wheelbarrow] Gotta get that paper. SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. (Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet), Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? Hold on there, chum. Squidward tries to play his clarinet, but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter, so he peeks out the window] What in the world are you giggling about? SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you’re playing it like this... (plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out) ...when ordinarily it goes like this... (plays the song on-key) I’m partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. Squidward: ...garbage! A treasure trove of... Squidward: ...garbage. The rubber duck sinks under the water. SpongeBob: You sure? [phone rings. Squidward: You can have all that junk, ‘cause now I’ve got this! (Squidward plays his clarinet but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing) Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! (Squidward closes the door) Ok, Squidward, that’s a promise I’ll just have to keep. [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! The Paper. Squidward screams] (walks off) Maybe I should get going. Squidward: (walking up to his clarinet) SpongeBob... (SpongeBob is laughing outside. Because it’s...it’s really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. [does Tarzan impression] (puts the shirt on) I can break a promise for this. Squidward runs off] I’ve always loved that shirt. Yay! That's right, that's right, here we go now. (takes out a centriloquist doll that looks exactly like him) Hey, little Squidward, what’s gray and ugly and has six arms? And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don’t give that paper back to me...ever! Toro, toro! [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. [puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob] I got it! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. (all of Squidward's possessions are beside SpongeBob) I’ve given you everything but the shirt off my back. Squidward: Listen, you! List of episode transcripts [Squidward closes the door] Okay, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. Haha and you can't have it. Squidward: Yeah, so what? SpongeBob: Oh, that’s a good one, Squidward, now let me try. (he roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises). Squidward: Ok, ok, uhh, helicopter! After being trampled by his classmates when the dismissal bell rings, SpongeBob thinks … SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. (folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door but SpongeBob stops him). Ok, ok, I’ll trade! SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. SpongeBob: So, I take that as a possible no? I said let go of it! [laughs] At last, what should we try first, Mr. Paper? [puts the piece of paper on his fingers] Gentlemen, start your engines. SpongeBob JunglePants summon animal friends. Squidward, wait! Paper for lint, hmmm... Music sheet disappears after finishing the song.] Ah-haha. Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Squidward: Hey, that little paper does seem like fun. "Ripped Pants, " "Nature pants, "Scaredy Pants, " and much more - it's an unsinkable good time with the silliest sea sponge around! Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. SpongeBob: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: Now what? Squidward? Squidward: Not the lint, the rubber band! Take it, please. Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays] Turns his lower body around) Guess what I am. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. I've always loved that shirt. It's only garbage. (laughs) SpongeBob, honestly, and his dumb paper. [SpongeBob looks at the paper] Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. [SpongeBob moves Squidward's hand off the piece of paper] Squidward desperately begs SpongeBob for the paper, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he … In the said episode, Squidward essentially channeled Spongebob and became a generally positive, fun, and nice person. This is more fun than anything. SpongeBob: The rubber band? Read The Paper from the story SpongeBob Episodes by epicstar999 (bruh) with 58 reads. [throws it on the ground] A guy stomping on the piece of paper [stomps on the paper then picks it up] I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for a... Paper: It was all washed up! A-ha! (keeps walking back and forth with more stuff), SpongeBob: Hey, listen.... (Squidward brings his house over), Squidward: Everything must go! (walks back to get more), SpongeBob: Squidward? Do I dare? Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! Impressions! (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. (Squidward dries off the piece of paper). Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Impressions! SpongeBob: Nope. (takes his short off) Take it! (opens up a magazine and starts reading it) Now, reading ‘Boring Science Digest,’ that’s fun. It's Valentine's Day and SpongeBob has made an extra special Valentine for his best friend in the world, Patrick Starfish. A guy with a mustache. SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward, I am sworn to a promise. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Squidward? (the paper comes flying through the window as an airplane and flies around Squidward a couple times. That was great, Squidward. SpongeBob: I can't! SpongeBob gets a small piece of paper from Squidward to play with. Squidward: Listen, you! A guy with a piece of paper on his nose. (looks around for something to trade) Yeah-yeah, something, something... (reaches in his pocket and takes out something) A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! [he roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises] (plays the song in high notes. SpongeBob Junglepants summon animal friends. Squidward: What's the big deal? Wait! Gary: Meow. Squidward: Right. Kids: Bird! A guy throwing a piece of paper on the ground! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. A regular guy with an eye patch. (he waves the paper in front of Gary) Toro, toro, Gary! Picks it up) Hello? We see Squidward watching from a safe distance) Landing just in time for the bullfight! Because it's...(cries) it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll] Paper dolls, yay! That was great, Squidward. Wed, Mar 15, 2000 30 mins. Hmmm. [laughs] Hold on there, chum. Squidward: What did you... (SpongeBob laughs). (bends up and down trying to fly) I’m flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... (sighs) ...flying. That’s right, that’s right, here we go now. Ahoy, mateys! Chronology SpongeBob: [applauding] Hooray! However, SpongeBob refuses to give it back, as he promised not to. He calls that fun? "SpongeBob SquarePants" Valentine's Day/The Paper (TV Episode 2000) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. SpongeBob: Now I'm... [jumps into the air out of his pants. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door), Squidward: (spits out gum) Well, time to go. Squidward: Yes, by all means, take it. (peeks out his window and SpongeBob is running around with the piece of paper high, above his head). [blows a gum bubble then puts the gum on the piece of paper and throws it behind him in the garbage can] Nice shirt, SpongeBob. Episode 34. [folds up the lawn chair and walks to his front door, but SpongeBob stops him] Hmmm. (walks inside his house). Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. SpongeBob: [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? SpongeBob plays around with a gum wrapper Squidward threw on his yard. Blows it in and out of his holes] How did he do that? La-la-la-la-la... (SpongeBob jumps up and down) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob, top this one. SpongeBob: Ugh. SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door] For the final time, I don't want that paper. Yay! Ah, Mr Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. (laughs at what the magazine says inside) Erosion. The Paper: When Squidward discards what to him is a worthless gum wrapper, SpongeBob teaches him that one man's useless piece of paper can be another man's magical toy. You’re just testing me. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Paper " from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. [folds the paper in half] Have you heard any good jokes, Mr. Paper? See? (SpongeBob still holding on to it) Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... (jumps up and down), Squidward: What do you mean you can’t? SpongeBob: You’re right Gary. (SpongeBob is laughing outside. Later, Squidward is painting] Painting fruit, there's nothing more fun than painting fruit. [SpongeBob swings on a vine and lands on his pineapple house] Mon, Feb 14, 2000 30 mins. Squidward? SpongeBob: Look, Gary, oral-gami. [blows on the piece of paper to make it look like a cape in the wind] [SpongeBob still holding on to it] Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... [jumps up and down] You made me promise no matter how much you begged, and pleaded, and cried not to give the paper back to you ever. I didn't play any wrong notes. Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: Garbage?! (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I am not a pirate. [gets SpongeBob out] We see Squidward watching from a safe distance] Landing just in time for the bullfight! [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. [plays the song off-key again. (jumps off his pineapple with his clothes on) Bringing relief to the hungry troops! [all of Squidward's possessions are beside SpongeBob] I've given you everything but the shirt off my back. SpongeBob: (applauding) Hooray! SpongeBob: [gasps] Squidward! Gary, watch this! SpongeBob: Look, Gary, oralgami. SpongeBob: Squidward's shirt. SpongeBob: Hey, listen... [Squidward brings his house over] Don't worry, Squidward, I won't let you down. Ah-haha. SpongeBob soon does many fun things with it, … SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. Squidward: (grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it) Give me my paper back! A promise is a promise. Squidward? [Squidward plays his clarinet, but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing] Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! Puff declares that the new hall monitor of the day is SpongeBob. (does Tarzan impression), SpongeBob: Ugh. A treasure trove of... 1 (runs around SpongeBob) I got it, you’re a sucker. Patrick: [walks up to Squidward chewing gum] ...a worthless piece of paper. Take it, please. Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? What did you...? Credits Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! You're just testing me. And Patrick is about to lose it when Patrick finds out Spongebob gave out Valentines to all of these people that he barely knew. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. Squidward: What? SpongeBob: [begins to reach for it] Okay... [stops] Oh, I get it. Squidward: Trade... [walks back] February 14, 2000 March 28, 2000See more... July 4, 2000 September 16, 2002 July 18, 2008 Squidward: I never said anything like that! [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] I'm flying! (phone rings. Squidward: Wait, wait, maybe we can trade for something. Squidward: GEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!! [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! "Valentine's Day" Take it, please. I didn’t play any wrong notes. (folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day). (laughs). [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! [walks inside his house] SpongeBob SquarePants - S01E33 - The Paper - video Dailymotion SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. Picks it up] Hello? Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. When he checks the clock, he has writing minutes until class starts and the paper is due. Fandom Apps Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. (puts the paper on his nose) Look at me! Squidward: What’s the big deal? [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] [puts his hand over his mouth] What am I saying?! Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? Valentine's Day/The Paper. [bends up and down trying to fly] I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... [sighs] ...flying. I'm a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. squidward, patrick, spongebob. It’s yours forever and ever! SpongeBob: (begins to reach for it) Ok... (stops) Oh, I get it. The Paper: When Squidward discards what to him is a worthless gum wrapper, SpongeBob teaches him that one man’s useless piece of paper can be another man’s magical toy. Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? Take my shirt! I’m a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. I'm a box of army supplies, [jumps off his pineapple with his clothes back on] bringing relief to the hungry troops! Next Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! SpongeBob finally applies for a job at the Krusty Krab./ SpongeBob finds the perfect use for his… Hooray! Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. (flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. [closes door] (hangs up and sighs. Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. (chuckles) I’m going to make you an offer. Blows it in and out of his holes) How did he do that? "Arrgh!" (laughs) At last, what should we try first, Mr Paper? Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506". But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. (plays the song off-key again). (puts his hand over his mouth) What am I saying?! Ah, Mr. Paper, I am so lucky to have a friend like Squidward. SpongeBob: I’m sorry, Squidward, it’s just... (giggles) ...it’s just that I’m thinking of all the fun I’m going to have with this piece of paper! Squidward: Yes! (twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. Squidward: Oh, boy. Squidward: What do you mean you can't? Children: Boo! Squidward: You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! SpongeBob: Are you definitely, positively sure? When he notices this, he tears up his painting) I'll prove to him that paper is not fun! Squidward? (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. [SpongeBob comes down with the paper acting as a helicopter]

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